Interesting Facts.

Today I heard someone tell a random fact about the population of Moscow, Russia. I thought, "Who needs to know that?"

My conclusion: Probably the people that study the population of Russia.

Which lead me to another question... what kind of useless facts do I know?

So I thought I would share.

Useless fact #1:
Some farmers in Japan figured out how to grow watermelons in the shapes of rectangles. They did it to conserve shelf space.

Useless fact #2:
25% of BYU students are married. (This made me feel better until I realized that out of the remaining 75% about 60% have significant others... leaving the single population at a dwindling 15%, but enough about that).

Useless fact #3:
Shakespeare was only 18 when he married his wife Ann Hathaway who was 26. (Cougar anyone?)

Useless fact #4:
I know someone that knows someone that was an extra in the Twilight movie. She said that Kristen Stewart is mean. I believe her.

Useless fact #5:
I have met someone that can lick their elbow. It is not impossible.

Useless fact #6:
If you drink ice water your body burns mores calories because it has to warm up the liquid.

Useless fact #7:
During the average lifetime of a man or a woman they will grow 590 miles of hair.

Do you have any random facts that you love?! Let us know.
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My favorite time waster would most definitely have to be My Life is Average.

MLIA is one of those websites where anyone can submit a nice little average blurb about their life. But what, you might ask, is the difference between MLIA and FML? Well, on MLIA reader put it this way:

FML is for the "cool" people, who get proposed to with ringpops and hate it, MLIA is for the dorky people who wish they were proposed to like that.

Positive versus negative, if you will.

Here are some of my favorite MLIA



~Today I woke up in bed sleeping horizontally, not vertically. I didn't think about it until I turned my head and saw a note. The note said, "Thank you for your cooperation, sorry we couldn't put you back correctly, but we were pressed for time." This worries me slightly. MLIA.

~Today, I found out that it is illegal to dress up as batman in Australia. My heart goes out to you, Australia. MLIA

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Today, I was talking to my bestfriends younger sister. During a game of 20 Questions I asked her what her 3 weapons would be during a zombie invasion. Her answer was "Jesus, Dumbledore, and Chuck Norris". My best friend doesn't know this, but he's that much closer to being replaced. MLIA


And while we're laughing, check out Awkward Family Photos.

long time no post

Wednesdays are my days to post about media and some sort of communication so this week I'm blogging about one of my favorite comedians. I was first introduced to Bill Cosby on FoxFamily when they played re-runs of The Cosby Show (bloopers). Its hillarious!!

It's clean and full of good family fun. Not too many shows like this one i think, and its too bad

This may be the weirdest thing you experience today...

Children's television has come a long way from the old days of Sesame Street and Mr. Rodgers, but I’m so sure that Nick Jr.’s “Yo Gabba Gabba” would be considered progression, more just like going way off the beaten path. Way off. I was recently told about this odd television show from a friend back in San Diego. What would make a college student want to watch a very weird children’s show? The fact that they have had guests like Tony Hawk, Shiny Toy Guns, Elijah Wood, The Shins, The Ting Tings, and the Aquabats. There is even an episode starring Jack Black that was guest directed by BYU’s very own Jared Hess.
Check out this clip from the show, and you decide, does this really qualify as good children’s television, or is it just really really out there? Hmmmm…

Gentlemanly Communication

The following letter arrived in the Daily Universe this week.

BYU culture struggles to maintain the outdated and patriarchal views that disguise feminine repression through seemingly selfless acts of self-proclaimed “gentlemen.” While walking through campus, I do not see any damsels in distress.

I see competent, intelligent, professional women that do not need a man to hold the door, pay for a date or even present a shiny ring in the traditional manner.

I have hands, thank you. I do not feel flattered when you awkwardly hold the door open for helpless little me. I also have money.

Women who allow men to pay for them on a date are prostituting their worth not only in the relationship, but also in a capitalistic society that strives to provide equal opportunities.

Our income is worth just as much as any man’s labor could produce. Finally, I am equally capable of finding my own mate. My agency need not be stifled by the whim of a male who finally decides that I am worthy to be by his side. I, too, can take a knee; I too can afford a ring. Do you want a princess cut or a solid band?

My fellow sisters in Zion, do not be fooled into thinking that men wear the pants in the relationship. You can, too. Not only are skirts a safety hazard, preventing you from running away from danger, but they are also a symbol of your submissiveness. So, zip up the pants and assume your position next to the man — not behind him.

Mariana Toledo
Sao Paulo, Brazil

I happen to strongly disagree with this viewpoint. I think that it is important for men to show women respect, communicated through their kind actions, and I don't see it as demeaning or sexist. What do you think?


Jason Hewlett

Jason Hewlett is a celebrity impersonator/comedian from Salt Lake City, Utah. He came to my high school and he was incredible. He does everything from Micheal Jackson to Elton John to a dinosaur. I'm not kidding. He impersonates a raptor. It is the craziest thing I have ever seen. On top of all that, he does the most amazing facial expressions I have ever seen. Check it out.




MILEY CYRUS VIRUS!

Alright BYU fans now is the time to give it up to the freshman that created this video. They wrote and produced the whole thing themselves and are currently taking youtube.com by storm. It's creative and hilarious. Check it.